✞ Rya\Prague\16 ✞

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a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead

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dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist

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whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast

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My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

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when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this


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Chuck voted Blair for prom queen 200 times and you can’t even text me back

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